I think I love you, I think I'm mad

I'm Andrea Laurion, a writer, improviser, and performer living in Pittsburgh. I'm a big fan of libraries, gin & tonics, karaoke, staying up late, and my cat, Harold. Bite-sized pieces of my life aka dumb jokes can be found here.

This is mostly reblogs of Beyonce, Parks & Rec, and Joan Didion quotes, tbh.
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maryvannote:

I’ve noticed something during my day job…. lots and lots of dude eyebrow raises. If women are known for the duck face, men are guilty of the eyebrow raise. It just doesn’t have a dehumanizing name yet.

ALTERNATE CAPTION: These comics aren’t hacky but their eyebrows are.

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andkatewaslike:

snakefood:

telltalespider:

castlesvania:

The Godfather of Gore, the Sultan of Splatter; if you’ve ever seen Dawn of The Dead, Day of The Dead, Creepshow, Monkey Shines, Friday The 13th part 1 & 4, Maniac, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, Night of The Living Dead, From Dusk Till Dawn, Plant Terror, or either of the Machete films, you’re at least a little familiar with this film legend: Tom Savini. Today — November 3rd — is the actor, director, producer, stuntman, master fencer and award-winning makeup artist’s birthday…

Happy birthday, Tom. Thanks for all the bloody memories.

The legend

I don’t usually post things like this but the mans got talent!

Ugh this is what I wanna do with my life and I’m really scared I’m gonna fail.

I used to see him around my old neighborhood. Oh, Pittsburgh.

Would you like an elusive, hard to find lime for your ordinary gin & tonic? #YESPLEASE

VEEEEPPPPPPPPPP

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therumpus:

rachelfershleiser:

The Toast is singular among the ladyblogs. It is primarily a humor site with a heavy focus on the literary, pop culture and general nerdy content targeting young women. It doesn’t trade in celebrity gossip, and its editors, Nicole Cliffe and Mallory Ortberg, do not work for a man.

(via The Toast Is Generating Heat Online | Adweek)

Not enough FUCK YESes in the world to express my feelings about this.

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The Toast is clearly The Best.