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I crashed at my friend Lindsay’s this weekend and when I was leaving, we were still a little unsure about what we were doing for New Years Eve.  Out of nowhere, it just dawned on us that its… tomorrow.  I feel like I have another week to figure all that out.  There should be another week.  I’ll always wish [...]

On the top ten list of my favorite things ever is a special spot for brand new, never used office and school supplies.  You know what I’m talking about:  freshly sharpened pencils, clean erasers, pointy-tipped markers.  You love them too.  It’s okay to admit it.  The best of the best are new notebooks and sketch [...]

I clicked on Yahoo this morning to find this news: I was honestly in open-mouth shock when I read that.  I knew there had been an attack when she first came back to Pakistan in October, but I was not expecting this.  Of course, with the parlimentary elections coming up, and the turmoil that country [...]

So yesterday, while Christmas-ing at my grandmother’s, my mom asked me to go down the road to our house and pick up more disposable plates at our house.  No problem, I said, as she tossed me her car keys.  I drove down the road, grabbed the plates, checked on the dogs, and got back in the [...]

I don’t have much time to blog, seeing as I have to go to bed soon because I have to work in the morning.  Yeah, tell me how much it sucks, in case I might not already know.  At least we’re done three hours early, but still.  Anyways, enough of my bitching, because my friend Lindsay, whom [...]

This week?  Longest ever.  EVER.  The calendar told us it was only five days, but we really survived five thousand.  Welcome to 2080.  People hoverboard everywhere now, Back to the Future II style.  I know, technology rocks. So I suppose I could mention that the juggarnaut known as Christmas is in, you know, three days, and I haven’t purchased a [...]

Like many twenty-somethings, I live with my parents.  Like some twenty-somethings, I live in my parents’ basement. Like no other twenty-something, I live in my parents’ basement with Yoda.   Yes, the green, wrinkled, passive-voice-speaking Jedi who taught Luke Skywalker how to use the Force (yeah, yeah, I’m a nerd). Two years ago, my cousins, whom own a [...]

The working world needs Christmas break.  Needs it.  State mandated and everything. That way it wouldn’t matter that there’s a foot and a half of snow outside and I’ll have to Donner party my way to work tomorrow because I’d be on break.  Sleeping.  And then rolling out of bed for a big bowl of Frosted [...]

So for the past couple nights, I’ve noticed my internal clock is fucked up again.   Post-college, I had this sleeping schedule of 4:30am-12:30pm.  It was fine when I was unemployed.  Then I got a job and had to get up at 5am five days a week.  It honestly took a good month to get myself used to [...]

I’m about to fall over.  I couldn’t sleep last night at all.  Despite the sleepiness, today was a glorious day (not weather wise, tons and tons of rain in that regard).  Half day of work and a ‘see ya in six months’ from the dentist plus no required co-pay.  Chinese for dinner.  SNL Christmas Special with [...]