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The General Says So
When I was growing up, my family didn’t eat Chinese food very often, a few times a year at most. They said it was because my siblings didn’t like it. Now, of course, everytime I call home they’re General Tso-ing it up. I smell a conspiracy. Even though now, as a grown-up (gag), I could [...]
Well I Never
I couldn’t tell you when it happened but I’m proud to report that I CAN PARALLEL PARK. Yes, yes, I parallel parked to pass the driver’s test, but I had been avoiding it ever since (It was the reason I had such a hard time passing the test in the first place). I would park [...]
Out Cold
I probably shouldn’t blog about this because it might jinx everything, but its a major development: I think I’m finally sleeping like a normal human being. To understand the significance of this, you need to know that I’ve had trouble sleeping since birth. No joke. Back then it was because of colic, but even when [...]
Spring Summer Spring Summer
What can I say… just call me Squints. The weather the past couple weeks has been pretty erratic. It was up to 80 a couple days with July-level humidity. Now its rainy and cool, so much more weather-appropriate. Yesterday was my two year blogiversary. Blog’s changed a lot since I first started, even just in [...]
