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October 23, 2009
Exceeding Lower Expectations Since 1985
Me: Ughhh, I wish I had more money.
Mom: Hey, I told you when you were college that when you picked English as your major, you may have to wait tables.*
Me: But I’m not waiting tables.
Mom: I know, you’re doing better than we expected.
*My mom has said this five thousand times since my freshman year of college.

6 Comments so far ...
haha this made me smile.
you are SUCH an overachiever
Comment on October 23, 2009 11:43 pmOhhh parents… I often ignore these kinda talks. My parents always told me music career really sucks and insignificant, I still do it anyway.
Ps. People with english major write the best stuff
Comment on October 23, 2009 11:43 pmOh Mom’s… they always know how to get that extra dig… everytime. LOl
Comment on October 24, 2009 09:17 amI love ur mom.
Comment on October 24, 2009 05:53 pmHAHA! hilarious
Comment on October 25, 2009 01:39 pmOuch.
… If it makes you feel any better, my mother is always asking me why I didn’t become an architect. And why I’m still in journalism. Moms are funny like that.
Comment on October 29, 2009 11:29 am