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Due to my work schedule, I do most of my grocery shopping at night. This works out pretty well because I abhor waiting in lines and the only people who go to the grocery store as late as I do are frantic folks picking up gallons of milk, baggy-eyed nurses still in scrubs, and weird [...]

On Saturday, my friend Becky got married (no, not the same one from June). It was a sweet, short ceremony (Sorry Catholics, Presbyterians do it right) and a gorgeous, fantastic reception. The food, the booze, the singing, the dancing, the people–  all the best. I was talking to one of her friends from grade school. [...]

Hip hip hooray, I baked Christmas cookies yesterday. They’re not burnt, they’re crispy-flavored, thanks. Pop quiz!!  Which of the following thing/things occurred while I was baking: a) The egg whites slithered off the rim of a bowl to the counter and finally to the floor like a slippery, disgusting Slinky. b) An ordinary-looking spoon turned [...]