Trying to find the bright side in a ripped pair of tights


  • It gives my right leg a tiny bit of ventilation.
  • It looks bad ass, like I’m the kind of lady who has better things to worry about than her tights.
  • This bad ass-ness translates into walking with better posture.
  • An excuse to buy more pairs!
  • Not picking the runner is an exercise in resisting temptation